Wit and Wisdom of Sasha for August 5, 2010

"If there's something called the Moral Majority, and it could be said that Jerry Falwell was the leader, then I am the leader of the new Left Wing Moral Majority, which is the Moral Majority, except more socially liberal and supportive of gay marriage, while still championing some sense of family values. God, I have to stop watching Fox News! Or we call this 'The Alternative Moral Majority'?"