But some simple things that will make us guys happy.
According to a researcher from America's most liberal college (if you're Rush Limbaugh), squeezing boobies can stop breast cancer. Damm, this sounds good! I know, for an early morning, it's a bit vulgar, but c'mon, let's live a little! According to this guy from Gizmondo with his user name all "d"s,
this makes me miss my ex girlfriend :( she once sweetly offered me her boobs as stressballs. thinking she was joking, i said "those aren't for squeezing," and she sweetly replied "YEAH THEY ARE!!" brb gonna die aloneDang!!! Lesson here guys: no matter how tiny, boobs are boobs. We need them (I'd like to say I'm correct) for our mental health as much as women need us to squeeze them for their physical health.
I know, the topic itself is vuglar and taboo, but heck, it exists.
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