According to the now-extinct ancient Mayans, we're all screwed come Friday.
Wait, God, before I die, could I have at least one legitimate sexual experience? PLEASE? (Disregard if I wake up alive and the world is intact on Saturday morning).
But joke or now, I for the first time living in Northern New York have as much respect for the (Plattsburgh) Press-Republican as I do for the Malone Telegram. I've always found the columns in the Press-Republican disgusting, almost written for people who are as scared as Catholic extremists and paranoid gun owners. But Steve Ouellette's column on "Extinction event on the way", whether written as a joke or not, is still absurd, considering the amount of idiots who believe the end of the world is near.
As much as I call myself a Christian, I don't believe in the End Times and the Second Coming UNTIL the exact moment that time comes. I know, there's the "live like this is your last day" creed, but I also follow the "there's always a tomorrow". Always be prepared to wake up in the morning, even if (God forbid) you don't.
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